There are many things yesterday that made me laugh at my Kindergartner's Circus Field Trip. Even though I was NOT looking forward to sitting in bleachers for 4 hours..my lower back is killing me today. And I always get assign the 'crazy' kids. But all in all it was ok. A little hot. A little long. A lot exhausting. But the life of a mom is that way.
Hot~Long~ Crazy~EXHAUSTING.
I could tell you how the #1 rule was broken by one of the student. Which was you can't buy anything from the snack bar or gift stand or 'rides'. Well, Maybe I will. The 6year old who was accompanied by his grandmother (this is shocking) talked his Grandma into a coke... and a ride on the elephant. RIGHT in front of his WHOLE class. And all the little yellow shirted 'monkey's' noticed at the same time. "HEY!! _______is not allowed to do that? THAT IS NOT FAIR!!!"
The kids, ESPECIALLY my son, told the Grandmother that she broken an important rule.
I could tell you about the kid who was hanging upside down on the hand rail that led up to the top of the bleacher where we sat.. and I told him to get down before he fell. And he told me"YOU are NOT my mother!" And his mother WHO WAS IN EAR shot... told the boy. I don't care if she is your mother or not.. you do as she said and DON'T EVER talk to an adult that way again.
If it had been me and my son.. I would have been spanking him while I was saying that.. so it would have been broken up like.. DON'T~YOU~ EVER ~TALK~TO~AN~ADULT~THAT ~WAY~AGAIN~ HEHEHE.
I could tell you about the trick dogs with their Persian cat. The jugglers, singers, monkey, lions, tigers, motorcycle tricksters..
But none will compare to the shock that occurred when the 'hoola hoop girls' came out.
Three girls.... doing hoola hoop tricks.. And one particular girl... That hoola~ed 2-6 hoolas at a time. Who did little foot tricks and then as she spun 2 hoops.. My son says..."Momma! I am going to marry her!!!" I am thinking.. WOW. I should remind him of this later..
Hoola hoop girls are interesting.. And fun.. and can do tricks..
I am not sure if I like this phrasing..but it is what I thought. And he can't stop talking about the hoola girl with boots and all those hoops! I hope this does not mean he will like crazy reckless girls.
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"YOU are NOT my mother!" And his mother WHO WAS IN EAR shot... told the boy. I don't care if she is your mother or not.. you do as she said and DON'T EVER talk to an adult that way again.
If it had been me and my son.. I would have been spanking him while I was saying that.. so it would have been broken up like.. DON'T~YOU~ EVER ~TALK~TO~AN~ADULT~THAT ~WAY~AGAIN~ HEHEHE.
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Hilarious!!!! Props to that mom for realizing what a punk kid she has!! Most mom's wouldn't have done that.
As for him marrying the hula hoop girl - show him a picture of a woman whose like 60 years old and tell him that's what she's gonna look like when you are ready to be married and see if he still wants to marry her ;) I love that boy!
huh.. thanks for showing me how to spell "hula" hoops.. i could not remember NOR did I have the energy to search it out! I knew it was something like that. I had HOLA and finally decided I did not want it to read HELLO HOOP! And now the to decide whether to fix the typo or not!
And I can't believe you still have not noticed Pro~yuk yet.
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What's that?
Oh that is just too funny. You painted the story well with your descriptions. :)
LMAO! At least he is interested in someone who has a job! Thats important these days! I love that he talks about her boots! All my years of running around in hooker boots has paid off! LOL!
I can so see you beating your kids like that! LOL
Someone should have smacked Granny around! How RUDE!
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